1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,280 Come on in, my friends. 3 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,079 I feel we have much to talk about. 4 00:00:34,079 --> 00:00:36,439 We might actually wanna just talk to him. 5 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:38,719 I just want to know how you guys 6 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:41,000 keep getting away from my traps. 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,799 This isn't the first time, you know. 8 00:00:42,799 --> 00:00:45,019 I feel like this power I'm looking for 9 00:00:45,019 --> 00:00:46,359 is what's actually helping you. 10 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,920 Now, which one of you has the key to get it? 11 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,159 Have a seat at my table. 12 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:51,240 We can discuss this. 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,960 We can see if we can join forces 14 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,560 for the betterment of everyone. 15 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,560 No, we will not join you, you psychopath. 16 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,840 Necromancer? 17 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,079 Have it your way. 18 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,359 I'll just have all my zombies kill you 19 00:01:05,359 --> 00:01:08,560 and then, well, I'll find it on you somewhere. 20 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,519 I'm going to haul lightning. 21 00:01:11,519 --> 00:01:12,920 He doesn't move. 22 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,640 Oh, he's just choosing not to make the save. 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,480 Oh, fuck. 24 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,400 That's fun. 25 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,359 Yeah, totally. 26 00:01:18,359 --> 00:01:19,960 You call this lightning. 27 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,079 It strikes five feet above him 28 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:25,200 as if there's a dome covering him. 29 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,640 You hear from down the hall 30 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,280 the breaking of what sounds like the front door. 31 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,040 And Torgar yells to Osric, 32 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,840 we have to go slow them down. 33 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,840 Bugbear on the far right of the room. 34 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,120 There are three in this room. 35 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,400 There's one towards the very back standing by a door. 36 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,439 There's one off to the right in the room 37 00:01:43,439 --> 00:01:45,599 and he begins to work his way backwards 38 00:01:45,599 --> 00:01:47,000 towards that door. 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,079 And both of them just ready themselves. 40 00:01:49,079 --> 00:01:53,280 He says, I think it's time for me to go. 41 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,879 A portal opens on the floor beside him 42 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:56,920 and he jumps through. 43 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,600 What's behind that door? 44 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,400 You hear, it sounds like zombies hitting the door 45 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,799 that you entered from previously. 46 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:05,240 And you open this door, 47 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,519 you see in the center of those spires 48 00:02:07,519 --> 00:02:10,719 is a piece of the Axe of Mirabar armor. 49 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:14,599 And there are three bubbling jars. 50 00:02:14,599 --> 00:02:18,840 And inside of those jars are brains. 51 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,280 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 52 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,000 This is a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 53 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,680 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 54 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,200 And joining me today, continuing the journey 55 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,040 is Amy More playing Thea Amastasia. 56 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,319 Yes, it is. 57 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,840 It's the same joke you used last time. 58 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,280 Damn it, let me try again. 59 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:36,439 Hi. 60 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,000 Just take it one more time. 61 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,439 What up? 62 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:45,640 I like it. 63 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,000 Oh, that's so much better. 64 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,840 Thank you. 65 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,800 Playing me Laura Moonbrook is Carla Johnson. 66 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,640 Hello. 67 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,800 And Tom Laird playing Flint Firebeard. 68 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,680 Drop the chalupa. 69 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,520 I like it. 70 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,880 You're trying to make that happen, hey? 71 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,719 That's right. 72 00:02:58,719 --> 00:02:59,760 Bringing it back. 73 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,280 This month, we are, 74 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,600 well, we have a couple of things going on. 75 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,520 We have a new website, which is up. 76 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,320 Everybody can say how awesome it is 77 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,600 because they've totally seen it by this point. 78 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,200 Oh, it is amazing. 79 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,600 Wait, we have a new website? 80 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,520 Oh, it looks so good. 81 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,760 I haven't seen it. 82 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,520 Once again, Russ has done all of the work 83 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,920 and gets all of the credit 84 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,520 for anything that looks good 85 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,720 and anything that is bad, 86 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,520 we'll take the blame for. 87 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,600 Yeah, that's about fair. 88 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,120 Does that seem fair, you guys? 89 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,760 That's a good division of labor, I think. 90 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,600 Yeah. 91 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,420 Yeah. 92 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:36,260 Yeah, we have a new website. 93 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,040 You can go to dumbdragons.com to check that out. 94 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,720 It's got lovely pictures of all of your lovely faces. 95 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,920 I didn't give you a picture. 96 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,200 Not yet, but you will, 97 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,040 cause this is in the past, Amy. 98 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,480 This comes out August 2nd. 99 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,040 Pretend you're in the future for a second. 100 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:53,719 I have a really hard time. 101 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:55,039 I know, I know. 102 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:58,680 Also, we have launched our Patreon page. 103 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,799 You can go to Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast 104 00:04:02,799 --> 00:04:06,319 to join the adventure and if you can, 105 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:08,399 contribute starting from $1 a month 106 00:04:08,399 --> 00:04:10,199 to get some sweet perks 107 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:14,159 in the Dumb Dragon Realm and Universe. 108 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:16,439 If you do contribute $1 a month, 109 00:04:16,439 --> 00:04:20,000 you get access to all of our Patreon only content, 110 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,439 which will feature exclusive 111 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:26,060 Patreon only released episodes and bonus content. 112 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:29,720 The first episode of our Patreon only content 113 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,040 will be released this month with Tom Laird 114 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,680 DMing his own game here with 115 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,199 Oh boy. 116 00:04:36,199 --> 00:04:37,699 The three of us playing. 117 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:39,079 We'll give you a little taste of that 118 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,920 and then hopefully that catches you 119 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,079 and you wanna get more of that. 120 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:44,160 We'll be releasing those. 121 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,759 We'll talk about this later, 122 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:47,720 but maybe every month, we'll see. 123 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,480 See how that goes. 124 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,319 Tom, how you feel? 125 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:51,600 How you feel about that, Tom? 126 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,439 Tom? 127 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:53,280 Are you there? 128 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:54,100 Oh yeah, I'm feeling great, guys. 129 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:54,939 Feeling great about it. 130 00:04:54,939 --> 00:04:56,200 It's only one a month. 131 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,800 There are also other reward tiers. 132 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,800 If you donate $5 a month, what do you get? 133 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,840 Nudes. 134 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,160 Tom? 135 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,520 Apparently nudes. 136 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,360 It's not on there. 137 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,280 It's not on the website. 138 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,280 You're not getting nudes. 139 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:10,520 You can be picked at random 140 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,800 to have an episode dedicated in your name. 141 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,680 That's right. 142 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,520 You get all the Patreon episodes 143 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,540 plus you could be picked at random 144 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,260 to have an episode dedicated in your name. 145 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:23,460 So right now it could be you, John Smith, 146 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:25,180 who has this episode dedicated to you. 147 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:26,620 Kind of like how we dedicated it 148 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,100 to Taco Bell at the beginning. 149 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:28,939 Exactly. 150 00:05:28,939 --> 00:05:29,780 Precisely. 151 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:31,980 We'll talk about how we're dropping your Chalupa 152 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:34,180 instead of Taco Bell's. 153 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,020 Exactly. 154 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:37,740 And how about that $10 a month or more, Carla? 155 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:41,580 You get to ask questions on a future Q&A episode 156 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:45,180 and you get to have an MPC named after you 157 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:49,740 or a name that you supply. 158 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,579 Within reason, I feel like Russ put that 159 00:05:52,579 --> 00:05:56,500 so people wouldn't be like, I don't know, but Fartsky. 160 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,340 Oh my God. 161 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:59,420 You know we would pick it. 162 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:01,379 I gotta admit, that does sound kind of amazing. 163 00:06:01,379 --> 00:06:05,300 Our standards for MPC names are super low. 164 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,899 Yeah, those are the kind of names we make up. 165 00:06:07,899 --> 00:06:11,139 Like, yeah, don't take that from us. 166 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:16,180 Well, our listeners are cleverer and classier than us, 167 00:06:16,339 --> 00:06:18,899 so they wouldn't try and go for that. 168 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:20,139 That's what we're here for. 169 00:06:20,139 --> 00:06:21,419 But if they did, it's okay. 170 00:06:21,419 --> 00:06:23,740 But that low-hanging fruit is the most delicious. 171 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:25,060 Exactly. 172 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:26,579 So ripe and tasty. 173 00:06:26,579 --> 00:06:27,419 It's good, yeah. 174 00:06:27,419 --> 00:06:30,259 I mean, if you're contributing at that adventurer level, 175 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:34,259 then absolutely, we will take whatever NPC name, 176 00:06:34,259 --> 00:06:36,740 within reason, that you want to give us. 177 00:06:37,779 --> 00:06:40,379 So now that we've hooked you on our Patreon, 178 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:42,259 I know that was a great sell. 179 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,300 We are sales people. 180 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,139 It's true. 181 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:46,980 By trade. 182 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:51,860 Yeah, we are trying to hit our first goal, 183 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,180 which is getting $50 a month. 184 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,180 And when we do reach that goal, 185 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:57,699 we'll be giving away a Dumbgeons and Dragons starter set 186 00:06:57,699 --> 00:06:59,139 to a lucky patron. 187 00:06:59,139 --> 00:07:01,180 So we wanna give back to you 188 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,300 if you feel that we are worthy 189 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,899 of your contribution every month. 190 00:07:04,899 --> 00:07:07,420 We would greatly appreciate anything 191 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,279 and everything that you do for us. 192 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,880 So thank you in advance. 193 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,800 Including just passing it along to friend, word of mouth. 194 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,640 That's right. 195 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,280 If you can't contribute, word of mouth is the best. 196 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,200 Well, enough of this. 197 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,240 Shall we D&D? 198 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,080 Let's do it. 199 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:22,920 We shall. 200 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,120 You opened the door to this back room 201 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,880 that was attempting to be guarded 202 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,800 by these various zombies previously. 203 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,480 And you enter into this room 204 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,720 and there are two large spires. 205 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,400 In the center of those spires 206 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,440 is a piece of the Axe of Mirabar armor 207 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:42,719 and surrounding them are three floating jars 208 00:07:42,719 --> 00:07:45,079 with brains inside. 209 00:07:45,079 --> 00:07:48,319 And they have attacked your minds as you entered the door 210 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:50,120 and you took a lot of damage when you walked in, 211 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,939 psychically. 212 00:07:50,939 --> 00:07:52,720 Let's start by rolling for initiative. 213 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,360 Fucking roll the shit out of this. 214 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,399 One. 215 00:07:55,399 --> 00:07:56,240 I got a one. 216 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,800 One is high, right? 217 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,839 One is real good. 218 00:08:00,839 --> 00:08:01,680 Yeah. 219 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,500 I got 11. 220 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,339 22. 221 00:08:03,339 --> 00:08:05,199 Starting off the order is Nulara. 222 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:06,040 Okay. 223 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,600 I'm nervous to be first 224 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,480 because I think things are gonna kill me 225 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,400 when I try and kill them. 226 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,400 This is my fear. 227 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,400 So maybe what I will do, 228 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,280 how far is this stuff from us? 229 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,100 Oh, close. 230 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:23,939 Like five feet. 231 00:08:23,939 --> 00:08:25,320 Yeah, they're kind of just swirling 232 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,600 around the room right now. 233 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,879 But yeah, they're varying degrees of distance from you. 234 00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:32,039 But it's not a huge room. 235 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:35,560 Rather than use my sword, 236 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,800 I just am a little concerned 237 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,240 about immediate contact with these things. 238 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,760 They did just hurt my brain pretty bad. 239 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:46,760 Maybe I will take one of my daggers 240 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,440 and throw it. 241 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,120 Just to see what happens to the weapon. 242 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:56,920 So that is a 17. 243 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,880 And let's say like blue floating brain. 244 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,060 Yes, each of the brains are very clearly 245 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:05,120 a different color to you as your character sees them. 246 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,480 You throw your dagger 247 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,919 and just before it connects with the brain, 248 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:11,000 it casts shield. 249 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,240 It is deflected by a magical shield spell. 250 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,159 Oh good, more of these. 251 00:09:17,159 --> 00:09:19,159 So it is a spell that it is casting. 252 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,940 Okay, good. 253 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:23,240 So it didn't like explode anything 254 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,879 or do anything like that. 255 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,320 So in that case, 256 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,039 then I am going to use my best attack, 257 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:33,440 which is of course my sword flame tongue. 258 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,440 So let's try that. 259 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,880 See if that is better. 260 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,800 That is not better because that is a 17. 261 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,280 You swing and you swing true, 262 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,880 but it is deflected by this invisible shield barrier. 263 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,660 Can Donnie on his turn, 264 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:52,260 is the armor floating in the middle 265 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,200 or sitting on the ground in the middle? 266 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,160 It is on like a pedestal in the middle 267 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,200 between these spires. 268 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,480 And did the spires go floor to ceiling 269 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,680 or are they like platforms? 270 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,440 They're like curved columns. 271 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,200 So like a half moon-esque feature, 272 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,759 kind of like a statue of sorts. 273 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:12,600 I see. 274 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,600 I don't want Donnie to get that close to them. 275 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,560 Could Donnie on his turn, 276 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,600 he won't be able to do this 277 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,480 because he's very weak, bless his heart, 278 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,960 but maybe try and move the armor off the platform, 279 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,519 like dislodge it somehow. 280 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:26,480 He can certainly try. 281 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,320 Like fly into it basically. 282 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,279 And I guess would that be a strength check? 283 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,199 He's not good at that, 284 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,639 but yeah, that's a 10. 285 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:35,879 But he tried. 286 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:36,839 Tried to move it. 287 00:10:36,839 --> 00:10:40,559 He flies into the middle of this action 288 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:44,339 and one of the other brains, 289 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,899 you can see it kind of focusing its energy 290 00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:49,259 on the piece of armor. 291 00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:53,799 And it as well appears to get this invisible field 292 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:54,799 brought up to it. 293 00:10:54,799 --> 00:10:56,759 And Donnie is deflected off. 294 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:57,919 Me doesn't take any damage, 295 00:10:57,919 --> 00:10:59,879 but he is deflected away from the armor. 296 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:00,720 Great. 297 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:04,920 Now it is the blue brain's turn. 298 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,879 Ruh-roh. 299 00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:08,279 The one that you, Nularaaaa, went for. 300 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:10,759 And it's going to mind thrust. 301 00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:11,600 Dirty. 302 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,420 Yeah. 303 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,259 Yikes. 304 00:11:13,259 --> 00:11:15,080 Makes me uncomfortable. 305 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,360 It's going to mind thrust you, Nularaaaa. 306 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:23,040 So you have to succeed on an intelligent saving throw. 307 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,639 That and blow your rape whistle. 308 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:25,480 Jesus. 309 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,300 Yeah, no kidding. 310 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,139 Yeesh. 311 00:11:27,139 --> 00:11:29,759 Okay, intelligent saving throw. 312 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:31,680 Tom's back. 313 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,000 All right, sorry about that. 314 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,600 There's mind-thrusting going on, Tom. 315 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,639 Yeah, there's a brain is mind-thrusting me 316 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:40,600 and I rolled a 15. 317 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,940 You don't take any damage, 318 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:45,920 but it's going to mind thrust on Thea as well. 319 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,180 So you must make an intelligent saving throw. 320 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,320 Oh yeah. 321 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,220 Okay, well that, well, it's still not that good. 322 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,960 So it's a 13. 323 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,680 You do not save. 324 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,480 3d6 psychic damage. 325 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,860 Oh, Christ. 326 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,160 It's a low roll though. 327 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,920 You only take seven, seven damage. 328 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,840 That's about as good as you could have hoped for. 329 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,000 And then this brain floats 330 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,040 to the left corner in the room there. 331 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,680 And now it is the gray brain's turn. 332 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:21,680 And this one is the one that cast the shield spell 333 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,100 onto the barrier. 334 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,600 And it is going to attempt to mind slave 335 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,519 Flint. 336 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:34,279 So Flint, you must succeed on a wisdom saving throw. 337 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:35,360 Excellent. 338 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,860 Wisdom is my worst one. 339 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,159 Oh damn, 17. 340 00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:46,159 You feel this brain trying to break in and control you, 341 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:49,840 but you save and it doesn't have any effect on you. 342 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,680 Now it is Flint's turn. 343 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,519 Payback time. 344 00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:56,160 All right, blue has a protective shield on him. 345 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,600 Gray does not. 346 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,840 The shield spell lasts until the end of their next turn. 347 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,120 But he cast the shield spell on the armor, no? 348 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,879 The gray one did, yes. 349 00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:05,720 All right. 350 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,440 I'm going to go kick the shit out of the gray one then. 351 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,279 Do it. 352 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,920 In theory, I'm going to kick the shit out of him. 353 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,240 That is a 25. 354 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,519 25 will hit. 355 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,200 Excellent. 356 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,639 17 damage on the first attack. 357 00:13:19,639 --> 00:13:21,960 And we'll go for attack number two. 358 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,920 Unless it's dead. 359 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,879 Is it dead, Russ? 360 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,920 They're just squishy brains. 361 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,040 Well, they're in the things, though. 362 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,000 Oh, are they in jars? 363 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,840 They're in jars. 364 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,280 They're not just floating squishy brains. 365 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,880 They're in jars. 366 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,320 Well, that's where I keep all my brains. 367 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,160 In jars. 368 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:37,980 It's true. 369 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:38,820 It's a good place for them. 370 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,160 Yeah, but I'm really hipster about it. 371 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,240 I use mace in jars. 372 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,080 Solid. 373 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:42,920 No, it is not dead. 374 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,040 So sorry, that was 17 damage? 375 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:45,880 Yeah. 376 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,320 Write it down. 377 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:51,120 Yeah, I just had to make sure I had the hit points, 378 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:51,960 right? 379 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,780 Go ahead. 380 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,640 All right, I will go for attack number two. 381 00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:57,960 And that is a 22 that time. 382 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,559 22 will hit, yeah. 383 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,000 God bless those plus seven bonuses. 384 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,639 That's a 27 damage. 385 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:05,039 Oh yeah. 386 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:07,120 You strike this thing twice 387 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:11,799 and it rocks and spins and moves back into the room, 388 00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:13,519 but it is still floating 389 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,720 and it may have taken like a bit of damage 390 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,159 on its outer shell, perhaps a crack in its glass. 391 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:24,039 Now it's the green brain's turn 392 00:14:24,079 --> 00:14:27,319 and it focuses its attention on you, Flint. 393 00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:28,879 I kind of figured it would. 394 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:29,719 Yeah. 395 00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,439 Also, I don't want Amy to take any more damage, 396 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:33,439 so I'm gonna try and get them all on me. 397 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,279 Thanks, man. 398 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:37,360 I don't wanna die today. 399 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,159 So what I'm here for as the role of Dwarven Shield. 400 00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:44,059 A sickening green energy comes out of this brain 401 00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:45,899 and towards you, Flint. 402 00:14:45,899 --> 00:14:49,120 And it creates a ray of sickness attack. 403 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,519 That's an 18. 404 00:14:50,519 --> 00:14:52,559 Is this like a physical attack or? 405 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,280 It's a ranged spell attack, yes. 406 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,840 Okay, does AC work the same against spells 407 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,400 as it does against physical attacks? 408 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,240 Sure does. 409 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,760 Okay, I just don't know. 410 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,680 No one's ever nuke me with spells before. 411 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,520 If it hits you, 412 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,040 you make a constitution saving throw 413 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,600 against this damage though. 414 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,480 So 18 would hit. 415 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,960 Yeah, so you make a con save. 416 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,360 Okay. 417 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,440 That is plus 416. 418 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,000 So you save, so you take full damage, 419 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,400 but you're not poisoned. 420 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,520 Oh, great. 421 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,760 Yeah. Yay. 422 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,480 I'm also resilient to poison 423 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:24,240 being a Dwarf. 424 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,080 That would be half damage then. 425 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,800 So you take. Yeah. 426 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,399 You take four poison damage 427 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,159 with your Dwarven resiliency. 428 00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:32,000 Sweet. 429 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,120 And then it is Thea's turn. 430 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,000 Oh, is it? 431 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,080 Oh really? 432 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,519 Oh really? 433 00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:42,800 I'm gonna evoke Moonbeam to see how this happens 434 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,480 cause I can like whip it around 435 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,960 as we found out that other time. 436 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:52,120 I need to concentrate it on just one creature 437 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,919 and I think I'm gonna go for the gray one. 438 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:56,279 Yes, Amy. 439 00:15:56,279 --> 00:15:58,399 Yeah, cause it's already kind of damaged. 440 00:15:58,399 --> 00:15:59,679 I evoke Moonbeam. 441 00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,240 Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo. 442 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,200 That's what Moonbeam sounds like. 443 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,519 The official Moonbeam sound effects are just fantastic. 444 00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:07,360 Thank you. 445 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,480 High budget. 446 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,360 Constitution saving throw. 447 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,360 And brains and jars get advantage on saves 448 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,680 against magical effects and spells. 449 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,440 But both the rules are terrible. 450 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,279 So you hit anyway. 451 00:16:21,319 --> 00:16:22,319 So 13. 452 00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:23,159 Not good. 453 00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:24,000 Not good, okay. 454 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,839 So you take two D10 radiant damage. 455 00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:28,079 11. 456 00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:30,919 It almost looks like the fluid in the jar 457 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:33,360 begins to boil and there's a visible crack 458 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,600 that appears on the outside of this jar 459 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,919 that the grayish brain is inside. 460 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:38,759 Yeah. 461 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:41,600 And we are back to the top of the order, 462 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,120 which is Nulara. 463 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,399 All three of you here allow rumble 464 00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:48,240 as these zombies on the other side of the main entrance 465 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,759 and kind of looks like it's bending 466 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,120 as the zombies behind are trying to push their way 467 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,080 into this room. 468 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,360 I have a feeling like our two guys over there are dead. 469 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,919 All right, we gotta fix this ASAP, guys. 470 00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:58,759 Yeah, no kidding. 471 00:16:58,759 --> 00:17:01,039 Is the door behind us closed? 472 00:17:01,039 --> 00:17:04,599 Are you saying they're entering the boardroom door 473 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,079 where we were before? 474 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:06,920 Yeah, the main door. 475 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,879 So it was barred when Torgar and Osric left, 476 00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:12,640 but the door that you are in is open. 477 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,559 You can see that, 478 00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:16,079 but yeah, the door to get into the main room 479 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:18,200 and you are in this little side room. 480 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,440 Okay, well, maybe step one, 481 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,759 I'll turn around and close the door behind me. 482 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:22,600 Solid. 483 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,039 I was not born in a barn. 484 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,440 I might've been, but regardless, 485 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,680 it's not much defense, but at least it's something. 486 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,680 So I closed the door. 487 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,039 Door closed. 488 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:38,039 Now I'm going to try again to get this blue dude. 489 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,140 That does not work because that is 13. 490 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,319 Let me try again. 491 00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:45,279 That one's better. 492 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:46,559 That's a 28. 493 00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:47,559 Whoa. 494 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:51,480 Yeah, that connects solid to this blue brain. 495 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,480 So he gets 24 damage. 496 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,440 Oh yeah. 497 00:17:55,440 --> 00:18:00,079 These jars have like ornamental design work to them 498 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,559 and you knock some of it clean off of this jar 499 00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:05,679 as it cracks a little bit as well. 500 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:09,759 And you move this floating jar back in the room. 501 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,639 It appears that they're floating together now. 502 00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:14,919 Okay, Donnie's going to try 503 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,399 and push that armor off again. 504 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,080 I don't know if that's going to do anything, 505 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,200 but it's not like he can attack a jar. 506 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,480 He's not very, you know. 507 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,519 So why not? 508 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,600 Why not let him try that? 509 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,759 Yeah, it does not work. 510 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,480 Did you use both of your attacks? 511 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,800 Yeah, one of them failed and I only rolled a 13. 512 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,640 Oh, right, right. 513 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:36,280 Donnie got a like seven or something. 514 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,560 So I don't think that worked. 515 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,580 No, no, same kind of thing. 516 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,880 The green brain this time senses Donnie 517 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,280 and focuses its energy on the shield as well. 518 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,599 And Donnie is again deflected away from it. 519 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:51,480 It's the blue brain's turn now. 520 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:56,480 And it's going to try to cast Crown of Madness 521 00:18:57,519 --> 00:19:00,680 on New Laura. 522 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,839 Yay. 523 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:05,160 You must make a wisdom saving throw there, New Laura. 524 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,720 Okey dokey. 525 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:09,480 That is a 12. 526 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,059 That does not save. 527 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:16,639 New Laura, you feel control being taken from you. 528 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,400 And Flint and Thea, you look over to her 529 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,480 and you see a twisted Crown of Jagged Iron 530 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,680 appear on top of her head. 531 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,200 And madness begins to glow in her eyes. 532 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,200 Good thing she already had her turn. 533 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:37,759 On your turn, it will tell you to attack someone. 534 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,820 You can't hurt yourself, 535 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:41,800 but you will be attacking someone that it chooses. 536 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,600 And you do that before you make a move. 537 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,060 And then at the end of your turn, 538 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,500 you can try to make the save again. 539 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,619 Okay. 540 00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:50,220 Well, good thing I'm just hanging out 541 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,379 in the corner of the room by myself. 542 00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:55,859 Everyone just kind of takes a few steps away from New Laura. 543 00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:57,139 Exactly. 544 00:19:57,139 --> 00:20:02,139 The gray brain floats around the room and to Thea here. 545 00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:07,539 Thea, it is going to cast Hold Person on you. 546 00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:10,980 You must succeed on a wisdom saving throw as well. 547 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,019 20. 548 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:12,919 You succeed. 549 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:15,500 So you feel it trying to paralyze your body. 550 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,299 I'm like, not today, motherfucker. 551 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,220 Exactly. 552 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,059 And you are- 553 00:20:19,059 --> 00:20:22,299 I was kind of secretly hoping Amy would fail the check 554 00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:23,900 and then Russ would have to pipe in 555 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,859 like Thompson twins hold me down underneath. 556 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,900 Next time, next time. 557 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:33,140 You save that and now it is Flynn's turn. 558 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:38,140 I'm going to focus all of my energy on this blue brain 559 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:41,059 and try and destroy it bigly. 560 00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:41,900 Sure. 561 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,660 Okay, first attack roll. 562 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,460 That is a 16 and seven, 23. 563 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,460 23 will hit, yes. 564 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,740 Excellent. 565 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,340 19 damage. 566 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:54,019 It is sustaining more cracks in the glass 567 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,500 but it is still floating there. 568 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,300 Oh, there's more of that coming its way though. 569 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,620 I figured, I figured. 570 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,140 So that is a 18. 571 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,800 Come on, 18. 572 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,019 18 deflects. 573 00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:08,140 Boo. 574 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,340 Same kind of thing as when New Laura 575 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:11,580 threw her daggers. 576 00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:14,419 You swing and you are striking true 577 00:21:14,419 --> 00:21:16,299 but as you get a little bit of ways, 578 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:19,579 it's deflected by the same kind of magical shield. 579 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,419 Okay. 580 00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:23,539 And it is Green Brain's turn. 581 00:21:23,539 --> 00:21:25,619 Oh, not yet, it isn't. 582 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,339 I'm going to take my action surge 583 00:21:28,339 --> 00:21:30,980 which is one of my special skills. 584 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,579 22, much better. 585 00:21:32,579 --> 00:21:35,259 22 will break the barrier, yes. 586 00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:36,099 19. 587 00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:39,460 You strike through and you feel it cut through 588 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,819 this invisible barrier and it cracks the glass 589 00:21:42,819 --> 00:21:45,920 and it begins actually leaking fluid from it 590 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,819 and it sends it spinning wildly. 591 00:21:48,819 --> 00:21:51,259 I'm going to make a save 592 00:21:51,259 --> 00:21:53,579 to see if he can hold the concentration 593 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:57,539 and the thorns that are on New Laura's head 594 00:21:57,539 --> 00:21:59,100 shrivel up and disappear. 595 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,140 Yeah. 596 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:00,980 Yes. 597 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,460 New Laura, you have control back. 598 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,819 It is still floating. 599 00:22:04,819 --> 00:22:06,100 It's losing some fluid 600 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,579 but you are no longer controlled by that brain. 601 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,220 Now it's the Green Brain's turn 602 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:13,899 and it's going to cast Mind Thrust on Flint. 603 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:17,579 Flint, you have to make a saving throw 604 00:22:17,579 --> 00:22:20,099 of the wisdom variety. 605 00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:23,500 Oh, my super strongest one, here it goes. 606 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,980 That is a six. 607 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:28,379 So you are going to take 3d6 psychic damage 608 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:31,299 off this first Mind Thrust. 609 00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:32,139 First Mind Thrust. 610 00:22:32,139 --> 00:22:32,980 Yeah, I was like what? 611 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,859 Seven, nine. 612 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:39,220 Well, they each get two Mind Thrusts or a spell. 613 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,700 Okay. 614 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,100 And the second Mind Thrust will be directed at you as well 615 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,420 so make another... 616 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:48,460 Sorry, that was an intelligence save, not a wisdom save. 617 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:49,900 Oh, well, it would have been seven, 618 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,380 so it wouldn't have made much of a difference. 619 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:55,020 So yeah, an intelligence save on this next one here. 620 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,540 Okay. 621 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,380 14. 622 00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,820 14 will save. 623 00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:01,780 So you do not take the psychic damage on the second one. 624 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,040 Thea, your turn. 625 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:05,879 You just had this gray brain try to hold you 626 00:23:05,879 --> 00:23:07,399 and control you. 627 00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:10,839 You see the thorns appear 628 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:13,599 and madness glow in Nularaaa's eyes 629 00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:16,480 and then disappear as Flint attacks this blue brain 630 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,639 but then crumples under the strain 631 00:23:18,639 --> 00:23:20,720 put on his mind from the green brain. 632 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,240 I am going to... 633 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,799 I still have my moon beam. 634 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:29,200 When it says I can use an action to move my moon beam. 635 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,519 That is your attack action. 636 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,200 That is my attack action, okay. 637 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,160 Because it can move at 60 feet, 638 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,400 I am going to swing it to the right 639 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,120 to hit the gray dude 640 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,840 and then I'm gonna whip it up to hit the blue dude 641 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,360 because altogether that is less than 60. 642 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,200 Sure. 643 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,039 So a con save. 644 00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:49,200 Yes, a constitution saving throw from both those dudes. 645 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,039 Gray dude is a five. 646 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,000 The blue dude is a 17. 647 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,559 The 17 will save so he'll take only half damage. 648 00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:58,880 Do I roll two separate damages for them? 649 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,480 One singular damage. 650 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,640 10 for the Bruin guy 651 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,559 and then five for the other guy. 652 00:24:05,559 --> 00:24:07,960 The gray takes this damage 653 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,759 and you see kind of the splintering 654 00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:13,120 of these cracks being put into its jar 655 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,079 and the blue, its jar erupts 656 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:19,279 and the brain falls to the floor with a splat. 657 00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:21,279 And I go somebody curve stomp that thing. 658 00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:23,000 You see it kind of pulse a little bit 659 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,360 and then it stops. 660 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,400 I still want someone to curve stomp. 661 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,720 We shoot it twice in the head 662 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,839 to make sure that it's dead. 663 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:30,000 Yeah, for sure. 664 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,359 After you shoot it twice in the head, 665 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,880 it is truly dead, truly dead. 666 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,839 Guys, I killed something. 667 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,039 Nicely done. 668 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,200 C-claps for herself. 669 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,839 Laura, you hear your communicator fuzz in 670 00:24:42,839 --> 00:24:44,079 and Salazar's like, 671 00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:45,160 Hey, you guys there? 672 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,680 Yeah, we're here. 673 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,519 So we just dropped some armor off 674 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:51,079 with those soldiers out there. 675 00:24:52,079 --> 00:24:53,200 You guys okay? 676 00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:57,759 Been better, little busy. 677 00:24:57,799 --> 00:25:00,640 We're killing some brains. 678 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,160 It's a whole thing. 679 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,799 New communicator, who dis? 680 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:09,599 There's a horde of horrible zombie creatures 681 00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:12,240 basically right outside the door of the room we're in. 682 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,240 So things are not excellent right now. 683 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:20,240 However, I think we found the piece of enchanted armor. 684 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,119 Oh, that's good. 685 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,799 All right, well, I'll let you get to it. 686 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:27,519 Just so you know, they're suiting up right now 687 00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:29,279 and should be heading in to try and help you out 688 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:30,839 with the hordes, 689 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:33,279 if nothing else gets taken care of before then. 690 00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:35,160 All right, well, double quick time. 691 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,079 Thanks, buddy. 692 00:25:36,079 --> 00:25:37,599 Okay, bye. 693 00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:39,839 You also hear the door outside. 694 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,160 You hear like wood splintering 695 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,279 as the zombies are trying to break through 696 00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:45,400 that front door to that room. 697 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,599 Are they mostly the armored soldiers 698 00:25:48,599 --> 00:25:52,000 or are they like the fucked up mismatched? 699 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,799 When you looked out the front door 700 00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:55,839 and you put the chain lock on, 701 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:00,000 the majority of them look to be all kind of mismatched 702 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760 and like they had been being worked on 703 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,040 for quite a while now. 704 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,320 And now it's your turn. 705 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,920 Okay, then I'm going to attack a brain. 706 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,800 Otherwise I was gonna try and attack the armor. 707 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,840 But if they're not the soldiers zombies, 708 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,240 like we need to deal with this armor issue, 709 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,120 but you know, they're not the ones 710 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,040 immediately trying to kill us, I don't think. 711 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,240 So yeah, exactly. 712 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,759 Gray brain going to, 713 00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:27,759 I'm gonna carve out his amygdala and step on it. 714 00:26:27,759 --> 00:26:28,599 Nice. 715 00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:29,440 Awesome. 716 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,279 That's a 26. 717 00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:32,880 26 will hit. 718 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,279 Okay, that is 16 damage. 719 00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:37,680 More cracks come into the jar. 720 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,559 And again, you see some of the fluid 721 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:42,000 beginning to leak from some of those edges. 722 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,960 Not a lot, but some coming through. 723 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,799 Great. 724 00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:47,160 Let's see if we can't make that splat on the ground. 725 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,039 That is a 18. 726 00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:54,279 18 deflects off of its shield spell. 727 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,519 Balls is what I say to that. 728 00:26:58,519 --> 00:26:59,519 Of course. 729 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:01,440 Since there's some cracks in it now, 730 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,480 I think Donnie can kind of try 731 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,480 and get in there a little bit 732 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,319 rather than just attacking smooth glass. 733 00:27:09,319 --> 00:27:12,159 I think he has like a barb on the end of his tail 734 00:27:12,159 --> 00:27:14,000 that he uses when he stings. 735 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,200 So I don't know, let's give it a shot. 736 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,079 See if he can crack open that glass. 737 00:27:21,399 --> 00:27:23,480 Nope, that's a 17. 738 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,519 17 also will deflect off of the invisible shield. 739 00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:31,759 And now it is the gray brain's turn. 740 00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:36,440 It's going to cast Mind Slave on Thea. 741 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,839 It can try. 742 00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:42,839 Oh, you can cast a wisdom saving throw. 743 00:27:45,159 --> 00:27:46,480 28. 744 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,519 All right, it does not cast. 745 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,440 It appears to be losing more fluid than it thought. 746 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,160 And you are not under its slavy spell. 747 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,400 That's what I thought. 748 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,440 Flint, your turn. 749 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,200 I have a plus eight wisdom saving throw. 750 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,119 That is amazing. 751 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,680 Am I right in assuming that these brains 752 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,279 are floating in like Barbasol? 753 00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:11,879 Absolutely. 754 00:28:11,879 --> 00:28:14,000 Okay, because that's what's happening in my head. 755 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,879 Are there a few like combs and like scissors in there too? 756 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,720 So I guess I should try and kill the gray brain. 757 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,280 Yes, no, maybe so. 758 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,120 Yeah, because I bet you could kill it in, 759 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,280 like if you make contact, it'll be dead. 760 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,040 Excellent, let's go with a real Salazar on this one 761 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,040 and steal the kill. 762 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,560 That's a 23. 763 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,560 23 will hit. 764 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,920 I kind of imagined Salazar piping in 765 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,440 through the communicator going, I heard that. 766 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,280 So that's 21 damage. 767 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,120 Nice. 768 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,400 So you run over from the other side 769 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,000 of the room there, take a giant leaping swing 770 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,200 and carve through this glass that explodes its fluid 771 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,040 over Thea and Nulara. 772 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,840 And the brain itself explodes as well. 773 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,800 So you've got, you killed it, 774 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,160 but you covered everybody in brain guts. 775 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,120 Just a real mess around here. 776 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,040 Sorry, peeps. 777 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,000 Yeah. 778 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,880 Can I like hear if the crazy mob outside 779 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,320 is like still coming after us? 780 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:17,879 Is there any noise that they're making? 781 00:29:17,879 --> 00:29:21,519 It's just this constant banging against the door 782 00:29:21,519 --> 00:29:25,679 and wood splintering as the door is bowing 783 00:29:25,679 --> 00:29:27,200 and cracking inwards. 784 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,119 Okay, so they're still real thirsty. 785 00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:29,960 Yeah. 786 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,879 Okay, I'm gonna try like knocking this armor 787 00:29:33,879 --> 00:29:35,720 off of the pedestal, 788 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,919 see if maybe that might help alleviate problems. 789 00:29:38,919 --> 00:29:39,759 Sure. 790 00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:41,279 Do it. 791 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,799 Okay, that is a 24. 792 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:47,079 24, yeah, you'll hit it. 793 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:48,200 Okay. 794 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,599 Now, am I just trying to like do damage to this 795 00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:52,440 or what do I wanna do with this? 796 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,359 Does anyone have any suggestions? 797 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,200 Not really. 798 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,680 Like I guess, I guess destroy it. 799 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,440 Like I don't, as much as you can destroy armor, 800 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,879 like I was thinking the brains somehow were, 801 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,639 I don't know, making, but they're not, right? 802 00:30:10,639 --> 00:30:12,440 Like they're just putting protection on it. 803 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,759 They weren't enchanting it, I don't think. 804 00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:17,279 I kind of figured that like, yeah, 805 00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:20,000 the three of them were like enchanting it together 806 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,640 and maybe once we killed one or two, that might stop. 807 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,039 Yeah, me too, but so far that has not happened. 808 00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:30,319 So I think they're just protecting it. 809 00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:32,279 I'll just try and do as much damage as possible 810 00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:36,160 and maybe knock it off of its pedestal. 811 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,920 Can really cut it down a peg, am I right? 812 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,039 Yeah, totally. 813 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,480 19 damage. 814 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,400 You strike this armor and it throws it across the room 815 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,480 and bounces off the wall and lands near one of the spires. 816 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,839 And as you do this, the spires, 817 00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:54,360 they have like writings carved into them 818 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,039 and they begin to glow. 819 00:30:56,039 --> 00:31:00,360 And you hear a louder crash coming from the other room 820 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,160 as the zombies begin to pour into the room. 821 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,559 But it's no longer on that pedestal. 822 00:31:06,559 --> 00:31:07,400 Great. 823 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,839 We did it guys. 824 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:15,040 You successfully moved it from one place to another. 825 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,920 So wait, are these pedestal things 826 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,000 that we can be like beating the crap out of? 827 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,160 Now that I see that there are like carvings in them 828 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,040 that may be a magical variety, 829 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,520 we might want to do that perhaps. 830 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,440 Maybe? 831 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,960 Maybe. 832 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,160 So it's the green brain's turn. 833 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,000 Are you sure? 834 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,680 I feel like I haven't had a turn in a long time. 835 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,520 You're at the end. 836 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,840 You should roll better if you want turns. 837 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,760 You did roll a one on initiative. 838 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,920 Technically it was a two 839 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,680 because I have plus one initiative bonus. 840 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,880 But you rolled a one. 841 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:48,800 Yeah, I did. 842 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,040 Flint, make a wisdom save. 843 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,400 All right. 844 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,560 Are you sure it's wisdom and not intelligence? 845 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,400 This time it is wisdom. 846 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,320 Okay, just wanted to double check. 847 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,160 Yep. 848 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,840 That is a 14. 849 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,320 You feel like you want to follow 850 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,440 the directions of this brain. 851 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,400 Okey dokey. 852 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,760 You have been mindslaved by the green brain 853 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,680 and it is Thea's turn. 854 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,520 Okay. 855 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,120 I'm going to move my moon beam over. 856 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:21,960 There we go. 857 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,520 Right on top of the green brain. 858 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,360 Great. 859 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,800 Constitution save. 860 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,840 She needs to make a, 861 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,040 it needs to make a constitution saving throw. 862 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,000 Oof, four. 863 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,560 Yeah, no, that's not gonna do it. 864 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,800 Yeah. 865 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,519 So, he takes five damage. 866 00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:36,359 Yeah. 867 00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:37,919 Is that enough to break his concentration 868 00:32:37,919 --> 00:32:39,759 on whatever he's going with Flint? 869 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:40,680 That was my aim. 870 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:42,599 That was my goal. 871 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:43,559 Nope. 872 00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:44,399 Damn. 873 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:46,119 Sorry buddy. 874 00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:47,079 Back to Nulara now. 875 00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:49,960 And you now hear the groans 876 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,720 and the zombies screams. 877 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,799 Whereas before they weren't, 878 00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:57,639 they weren't like mindless zombies. 879 00:32:57,639 --> 00:33:02,480 Now they just, it sounds like they are more, 880 00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:04,680 more mindless than what they were before. 881 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,839 But you hear those coming in into the room now 882 00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:11,360 as this door has been broken down. 883 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,079 Fuck. 884 00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:16,400 I don't know what to do. 885 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,960 Hey, what happens with that moon beam? 886 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,960 Like, can I attack that brain or is it on it? 887 00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:26,000 Like, what's the story? 888 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,559 Is it still like stuck in a moon beam? 889 00:33:29,559 --> 00:33:30,400 There. 890 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,240 No, sorry. 891 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,480 I didn't need to drop it on it. 892 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,319 Oh, okay. 893 00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:37,240 I swept it over it. 894 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,240 Sorry. 895 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,920 I was just mad. 896 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,160 Fair enough. 897 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,240 It's free to fight. 898 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,480 Okay. 899 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,039 I'm going to attack the brain. 900 00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:51,640 That is a 20. 901 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,200 20 will hit, yes. 902 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,039 Is that a question? 903 00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:54,880 Okay. 904 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,400 It was a question if it was going to hit or not 905 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,480 because it's got dumb deflection going. 906 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,720 13 damage. 907 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,519 Does that break its concentration? 908 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,960 Hold on. 909 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,079 If you don't ask, he doesn't roll for it. 910 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,039 I'm learning this. 911 00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:11,880 This is good. 912 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,559 Doesn't break his concentration. 913 00:34:16,559 --> 00:34:17,400 He's got the worst side on you guys. 914 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,519 Doesn't break his concentration. 915 00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:20,360 Okay. 916 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,639 Ain't nobody going to break his stride. 917 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:25,360 Nobody going to hold him down. 918 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,199 He's got to keep on moving. 919 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,639 Okay. 920 00:34:29,799 --> 00:34:30,839 You want to take another swing there? 921 00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:32,359 Yeah, I do. 922 00:34:32,359 --> 00:34:34,559 I'm just so torn because I want to do something 923 00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,199 with the pillars because like a million zombies 924 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:39,440 is worse than one brain and one Flint, 925 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,039 but Flint's my dude so I don't want to have to fight him. 926 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,359 So it's a 21. 927 00:34:44,359 --> 00:34:46,239 21 will hit, yep. 928 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,719 12 damage. 929 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,559 Okay. 930 00:34:48,559 --> 00:34:51,159 And concentration. 931 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:55,519 Flint, you feel your control come back to you. 932 00:34:55,519 --> 00:34:56,799 Yay. 933 00:34:56,799 --> 00:34:57,759 Nice. 934 00:34:57,759 --> 00:34:58,799 Thank goodness. 935 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,240 Okay, I guess Donnie's going to try for this jar 936 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,360 because I don't know what else he could do. 937 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,200 I don't know. 938 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,039 Donnie's got claws. 939 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:08,280 Maybe he tries to like slash through 940 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,080 some of that glowing writing on that spire. 941 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,920 Good idea. 942 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,320 That does not work, but he's tried. 943 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,600 He just got a manicure. 944 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,960 So he's a little worried about his nails. 945 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,080 He only rolled a six. 946 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,240 Although to be fair, 947 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,840 we haven't done any rolls against those pillars yet. 948 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,080 So maybe a six will hit. 949 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:26,960 Yeah, true. 950 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,800 It's true. 951 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,000 Me being like, I want to hit this wall. 952 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,680 So he goes up and like scratches at it, 953 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,600 but it's stone so it doesn't really do much of anything. 954 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,360 Oh, but the actions you just did were great. 955 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,800 Like a T-Rex attacking a wall. 956 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,320 Oh, I love it. 957 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,600 Flint, you feel the control come back to your body 958 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,160 and you kind of take a little step 959 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,480 as you see Donnie T-Rex attacking this spire 960 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,240 and Yular attacking the green brain 961 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,320 with Thea's moonbeam still in the room 962 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,720 and the moaning of these zombies 963 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,720 on the other side of the door getting louder and louder 964 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,920 as you can picture in your mind 965 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,720 that there are a lot of them coming in. 966 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:11,240 I'm going to move in between this pillar 967 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,000 and close to the armor 968 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,440 if I need to make a switch in tactics here. 969 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440 Yep. 970 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,480 I'm going to swing my axe as hard 971 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,080 as I fucking can at this pillar. 972 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,080 Sure. 973 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,640 The swearing was for emphasis. 974 00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:27,679 Of course. 975 00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:29,279 That is a 24. 976 00:36:29,279 --> 00:36:31,319 24, yeah, you'll hit it. 977 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:32,319 All right. 978 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,480 Big damage, 20. 979 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,319 Nice. 980 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:41,319 You strike this spire on the far side there 981 00:36:41,319 --> 00:36:45,359 and it fractures some of the stone 982 00:36:45,359 --> 00:36:48,719 and the glowing in the ruins that are inscribed in it 983 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,960 begins to fade on that side. 984 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,559 It's still bright on the other side, 985 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,679 but it begins to fade. 986 00:36:55,399 --> 00:36:58,079 I'm close enough to get to the other side of it, no? 987 00:36:58,079 --> 00:36:58,919 Yep. 988 00:36:58,919 --> 00:36:59,759 I should be clear. 989 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,599 They're still glowing. 990 00:37:00,599 --> 00:37:02,279 It's just not as bright. 991 00:37:02,279 --> 00:37:03,359 Oh, they're still glowing. 992 00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:04,199 Yeah. 993 00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:05,039 Okay. 994 00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:06,279 Well, I'll just remain on that side then 995 00:37:06,279 --> 00:37:08,039 and try and get them to stop glowing. 996 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:08,879 Shooters. 997 00:37:08,879 --> 00:37:12,440 So it was a 25 on the attack roll. 998 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,399 That will hit, yep. 999 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,440 I would hope so, 16. 1000 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,039 You strike in the same spot 1001 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:21,440 and it splinters all the way up, 1002 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,840 but seems like it's being held together 1003 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,720 as just there's a very dim light 1004 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,840 being emitted from the inscriptions on this spire. 1005 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,360 Bullshit. 1006 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:42,360 Please leave that extremely long pregnant pause. 1007 00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:48,000 Please don't edit that out. 1008 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 No, yeah, that's fine. 1009 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,840 That's good. 1010 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,160 Damn it, this is stressful. 1011 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,559 These zombies screaming in the next room. 1012 00:37:56,559 --> 00:37:59,039 Guys, guys, I have a trick up my sleeve. 1013 00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:00,840 I'm very excited about it. 1014 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,079 It's not your turn. 1015 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:02,920 Oh, Jesus. 1016 00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:06,240 Amy, wait your fucking turn. 1017 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,600 It's gonna have to fucking wait, all right? 1018 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,440 Okay, fine. 1019 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,840 So the green brain is going to- 1020 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,680 Murder Thea. 1021 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,840 Give your mind thrust on Flint and Nulara there. 1022 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,880 Ooh, a double mind thrust. 1023 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:25,880 So you guys have to make a wisdom save. 1024 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,720 Okay, it's okay. 1025 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,320 No, this one's intelligence, isn't it? 1026 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,519 This one's, oh yeah, this one's intelligence. 1027 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:32,360 It's intelligence. 1028 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,720 It's intelligence save. 1029 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,039 12. 1030 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,440 12 as well. 1031 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,880 Both of you take full damage. 1032 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,880 So on Flint, 11, 14 psychic damage. 1033 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,400 Go. 1034 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,240 Splitting heads. 1035 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,599 It was much worse than the first time. 1036 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,320 Yeah, well, roll better. 1037 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,840 Nulara, you take seven psychic damage. 1038 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,519 Amy, I'm gonna need you to start rolling 1039 00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:01,160 Russ's damage rolls for us. 1040 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,000 Right? 1041 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,880 But that's okay, 1042 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,639 because this one doesn't control our brains. 1043 00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:08,920 It just gives us damage, and that's fine. 1044 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,760 That's true. 1045 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,599 That's true. 1046 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:11,519 I wouldn't want to fight both of you guys. 1047 00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:12,639 That would suck a lot. 1048 00:39:12,639 --> 00:39:15,639 Because now we can focus on what I think is important, 1049 00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:19,200 which is stopping the murderous ward outside. 1050 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,240 Oh, and that too. 1051 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,760 All right, well, to help with all of this, 1052 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:27,760 I'm going to conjure two minor elementals. 1053 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,760 About damn time. 1054 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,600 Okay. 1055 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,520 They are going to be like earth rock elementals. 1056 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,160 Tell me what the rating is for two of them. 1057 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,040 Two elemental challenge rating, one or lower. 1058 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,920 If you cast things that are one or lower, 1059 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,920 you have access to dust methods or mud methods. 1060 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,000 What, like, what are they? 1061 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,360 Can I look at their stats and their skills? 1062 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,840 Sorry, what elemental can I have 1063 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,280 at a challenge rating of two? 1064 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,840 Gargoyle. 1065 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,079 Oh, fuck yeah. 1066 00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:05,920 Think maybe one that's really powerful 1067 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,320 might be more beneficial than two. 1068 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,639 Methods are small, small things. 1069 00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:10,920 Two that are little. 1070 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,720 So let's go for a gargoyle. 1071 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,680 He has a multi-attack bite and claws. 1072 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:19,759 Okay, he needs to be rolled into the initiative roll. 1073 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,159 At a nine. 1074 00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:23,759 Look at me playing by the rules. 1075 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,719 He will go after Flint. 1076 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:31,559 You cast this spell. 1077 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:35,839 Energy kind of pours out into the room and swirls, 1078 00:40:35,839 --> 00:40:37,719 and there's a window in this room, 1079 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,679 and it bursts open as one of the statues 1080 00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:43,279 that you've seen outside of the building 1081 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,480 flies into the room, 1082 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:51,480 and you now have this stone gargoyle ready to attack. 1083 00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:52,360 Nice. 1084 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,600 Hey there, I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 1085 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,480 Thank you for joining us and continuing on this journey 1086 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,040 for episode 19 of Dumbgeons and Dragons 1087 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,120 titled Battle of the Brains. 1088 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,760 As we mentioned already, this episode is early, 1089 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,000 and it's for good reason. 1090 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,880 Today is the launch day of our Patreon page. 1091 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,640 We're very excited and hope that you'll be too. 1092 00:41:15,640 --> 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brains and the horde. 1144 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,079 And the horde, don't forget those guys. 1145 00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:24,199 Have a great couple of weeks. 1146 00:43:24,199 --> 00:43:25,480 Talk to you soon. 1147 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,480 Guys, I just got a tiny glimpse of like the side 1148 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,519 of Preston's computer and what's going on here. 1149 00:43:35,519 --> 00:43:36,719 You can see it on your computer. 1150 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:37,559 Can I? 1151 00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:39,000 Oh, if you just scroll down on the map, 1152 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,159 it's a full horde of zombies coming at us. 1153 00:43:41,159 --> 00:43:44,320 Oh shit, those are scary. 1154 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,159 I had nightmares about zombies last night. 1155 00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:49,800 Well, it's not my intent to line that up, but you know. 1156 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800 It was really just a prequel of sorts. 1157 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,480 Lara, it is your turn as the groaning 1158 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,679 sounds like it's getting closer to the door 1159 00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:57,719 where you guys are in. 1160 00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,280 Fuck some shit up. 1161 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,360 God, by what you mean. 1162 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,719 Hit a stone pillar. 1163 00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,480 That's exactly what I mean. 1164 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,280 Beat the shit out of that inanimate object. 1165 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,039 Yep, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do my very, very best. 1166 00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:14,519 That is a 21. 1167 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:17,519 On the stone pillar, yeah, 21 will hit her. 1168 00:44:17,519 --> 00:44:20,039 Great, 12 damage. 1169 00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:21,480 Same kind of thing that Flint saw. 1170 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,719 You crack the stone that's making this statue 1171 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,119 and the writings begin to fade. 1172 00:44:28,119 --> 00:44:30,840 When they fade this time, 1173 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,800 it kind of sounds like the zombies themselves, 1174 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,960 their groaning fades and then comes back a little bit. 1175 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,519 Okay, let me do that again, but better. 1176 00:44:41,519 --> 00:44:43,119 Gonna hit that crit 20. 1177 00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:45,719 I didn't, but 23. 1178 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:46,559 Yep. 1179 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:47,639 Good enough. 1180 00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:49,039 19 damage. 1181 00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:50,840 Same kind of thing you saw with Flint's 1182 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,280 on his second strike. 1183 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,039 It cracks further up. 1184 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:56,120 The writing fades out as well, 1185 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,840 but it appears that something is still holding 1186 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,079 these statues together. 1187 00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:04,200 And same thing happens again. 1188 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,480 The groans fade a little bit, but then come back 1189 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,519 as you hear footsteps coming closer to the door. 1190 00:45:11,519 --> 00:45:15,160 Okay, well, I guess Donny's gonna try 1191 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,400 and hit that brain because he won't have any luck 1192 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,519 against the stone. 1193 00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:22,000 I don't think, or the brain, 1194 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,960 because that's an eight. 1195 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,800 Poor Donny. 1196 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,559 He's not doing so good this time. 1197 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:30,199 So he's just kind of flying around this brain here. 1198 00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:31,840 He's kind of freaking out with all those 1199 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,039 zombies out there. Yeah, no doubt. 1200 00:45:33,039 --> 00:45:34,960 He's having a hard time. 1201 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,320 Can't wait till the gargoyle gets to go. 1202 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,199 Flint, it's your turn. 1203 00:45:40,199 --> 00:45:45,199 And after you hear Nylar striking this other spire, 1204 00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:47,679 you hear from out in the courtyard 1205 00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:52,599 the cry of the remaining members of the acts of Mirabar 1206 00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:56,359 as they engage in battle with the zombies 1207 00:45:56,359 --> 00:45:58,119 that are still outside there. 1208 00:45:58,119 --> 00:45:58,960 Nice. 1209 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,480 But they have arrived on the scene from what you can hear 1210 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,719 and they are battling from the other side 1211 00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,480 of the zombie horde. 1212 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,199 And it is your turn. 1213 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:13,199 Okay, now with the pillars, they're still standing, 1214 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,919 but they seem less functional than they did before. 1215 00:46:15,919 --> 00:46:16,839 Is that correct? 1216 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,120 Yeah, the runes, where they were glowing brightly, 1217 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,840 they are, the writings are fading. 1218 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,120 Okay, I'm going to take another big swing 1219 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,600 at the pillar that's in front of me 1220 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,600 and try and knock it down. 1221 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,200 He came in like a wrecking ball. 1222 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,280 That's exactly correct. 1223 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,440 So that's a 21. 1224 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,280 21 will hit it, yeah. 1225 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,120 I mean, don't get me wrong. 1226 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,400 I prefer party in the USA, 1227 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,440 but wrecking ball works for the themes. 1228 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,400 Of course, yes. 1229 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,240 The imagery. 1230 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,160 All right, oh, it's a one, 1231 00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:46,839 but I get to reroll that damage. 1232 00:46:46,839 --> 00:46:51,839 Score, 10 and 12 is 22 and four is 26. 1233 00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:53,759 Ooh, baby. 1234 00:46:53,759 --> 00:46:56,319 This spire crumbles. 1235 00:46:56,319 --> 00:46:59,639 It's not being held together by anything anymore 1236 00:46:59,639 --> 00:47:04,359 and it falls to the ground in a dusty, 1237 00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:05,960 small pebbly shape. 1238 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,759 It kind of just disintegrates, 1239 00:47:07,759 --> 00:47:10,639 but you still hear the same kind of thing. 1240 00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:13,199 The zombies get super quiet, 1241 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,560 but then pick back up a little bit. 1242 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,920 Okay, I'm going to head on over to the other pillar 1243 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,920 and try and knock this one down as well. 1244 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,240 That's a 19. 1245 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,600 19 is deflected off of the- 1246 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,440 Fuck! 1247 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,680 I mean, okay. 1248 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,800 Off of the shield that appears 1249 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,880 to be holding this rune together. 1250 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:43,120 With that strike, you hear what sounds like Torgar 1251 00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:45,279 yelling a battle cry, 1252 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,000 for Mirabar! 1253 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,639 And then there's this explosion 1254 00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:53,279 as it sounds like the floor on this level 1255 00:47:53,279 --> 00:47:56,920 has crumbled inward and down to the floor below. 1256 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,559 And a lot of the sound from the zombies 1257 00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:01,079 feels like it has moved somewhere else. 1258 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,039 But there are still zombies on the other side of the- 1259 00:48:03,039 --> 00:48:04,519 Don't worry, guys, there's still zombies there. 1260 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:05,719 Yeah, don't worry. 1261 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,559 Gargoyle. 1262 00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:07,400 Gargoyle. 1263 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,480 Okay, the Gargoyle- 1264 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,679 Come on, Gargoyle. 1265 00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:13,239 It's going to attack the stone pillar 1266 00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,199 because it seems very important. 1267 00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:18,079 So first it's going to bite at it. 1268 00:48:18,079 --> 00:48:19,279 22. 1269 00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:20,679 22 will bite, yeah. 1270 00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:22,480 Go, Gargoyle! 1271 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,559 For seven damage. 1272 00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:26,159 The pillar crumbles a little bit more, 1273 00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:27,199 but it's still standing 1274 00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:29,399 and the runes glow a little less brightly, 1275 00:48:29,399 --> 00:48:30,319 but still bright. 1276 00:48:30,319 --> 00:48:32,599 He's going to do it again, only with his claws. 1277 00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:33,440 Okay. 1278 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,259 17. 1279 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:36,759 17 will not break through the barrier that is there. 1280 00:48:36,759 --> 00:48:38,279 Man. 1281 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,800 Greenbrain's turn. 1282 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,240 Damn Greenbrain. 1283 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:44,240 Damn Greenbraaaain. 1284 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,960 Oh, he's got a theme song? 1285 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,400 Yeah, he does now. 1286 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,640 He's the last standing brain, 1287 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,000 so you got to go out with the glory. 1288 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Flint, make a wisdom saving throw. 1289 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,080 He's going to try and mindslave you. 1290 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:55,920 Damn it. 1291 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:57,920 Oh, shit! 1292 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,000 17. 1293 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,240 Okay, you saved. 1294 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,240 Oh, he's so disappointed. 1295 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,320 Well, I mean, wisdom's my worst one, 1296 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,960 but that was a good roll. 1297 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:09,800 Yeah, you're up, Thea. 1298 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,640 Hey! 1299 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,680 Okay, so I don't really have anything 1300 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,480 to hit this pillar with. 1301 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,720 What about your Cure Wounds spell? 1302 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,280 Do you still have that going on? 1303 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,240 I can't do it. 1304 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,440 Oh, you already used it? 1305 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,480 Yeah, it was a fifth spell slot 1306 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,680 and I only have one. 1307 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:34,120 I'm going to Thunderwave the Greenbrain. 1308 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,519 What's the range and stuff on your Thunderwave? 1309 00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:39,239 I'm going to go over here, 15 feet. 1310 00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,360 So this would reach him, right? 1311 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,199 Yep. 1312 00:49:42,199 --> 00:49:43,679 Okay. 1313 00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:47,759 So I think you have to make a saving throw 1314 00:49:47,759 --> 00:49:50,239 of the Constitution variety. 1315 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,960 It's its favorite, seven. 1316 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,960 That didn't work. 1317 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,679 2d8 Thunder Damage. 1318 00:49:56,679 --> 00:49:57,519 On a failed save. 1319 00:49:57,519 --> 00:49:58,360 Yeah. 1320 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,199 Good. 1321 00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:00,759 And it's pushed 10 feet away from you. 1322 00:50:00,759 --> 00:50:02,639 Yes, 11. 1323 00:50:02,639 --> 00:50:05,079 The wave of force comes out from you 1324 00:50:05,079 --> 00:50:08,559 and knocks this Greenbrain into the wall behind you. 1325 00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:09,799 Roll a d6. 1326 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:10,639 One! 1327 00:50:10,639 --> 00:50:12,599 All right, and it takes an extra one damage. 1328 00:50:12,599 --> 00:50:13,440 Ha ha ha! 1329 00:50:15,759 --> 00:50:17,440 As is theist style. 1330 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,159 You get bonus points for being so happy about it though. 1331 00:50:20,159 --> 00:50:21,119 Ha ha ha! 1332 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:24,519 But it appears this one is a little bit, 1333 00:50:24,519 --> 00:50:25,679 it's more firmly built 1334 00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:28,519 and no cracks have appeared in the glass yet. 1335 00:50:28,519 --> 00:50:30,079 Wow, this is good craftsmanship right here. 1336 00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:31,239 I know, right? 1337 00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:32,440 Well, we didn't even have a crack 1338 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,559 in the glass of this one. 1339 00:50:33,559 --> 00:50:34,400 No, no, this one. 1340 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,360 Guys, once that pillar comes down. 1341 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,920 You guys left this one right alone. 1342 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,760 Yeah, it was pretty much perfect. 1343 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,200 Back to the top of the order 1344 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,920 and you hear from outside the door, 1345 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,720 it sounds like some of the soldiers 1346 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:50,000 have continued to fight their way up the stairs 1347 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,200 and are battling their way through the horde of zombies. 1348 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,160 But they are now knocking on the door 1349 00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,920 and sound like they're right outside. 1350 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:00,760 Jesus. 1351 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,599 No, you just moved a whole army of zombies at once. 1352 00:51:02,599 --> 00:51:03,680 I know, God. 1353 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,960 It just all appeared on my screen. 1354 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,120 Like 50 zombies. 1355 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,120 So my turn now. 1356 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:11,960 This is like a really cool 1357 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,560 thriller dance going on out there. 1358 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,720 Yeah, it's awesome. 1359 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,560 I don't like it at all. 1360 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,760 Ha ha ha! 1361 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,080 I don't approve! 1362 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,080 No, it's very stressful. 1363 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,640 Okay, my turn, yeah? 1364 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,480 Yes. 1365 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,400 Okay, great. 1366 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,760 I'm gonna hit that pillar again. 1367 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,960 That is 27. 1368 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,960 27 will strike it, yeah. 1369 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Okay, 17 damage. 1370 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,400 Damn! 1371 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,599 You strike this pillar and it, 1372 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:41,360 the same way as the other one, crumbles into dust. 1373 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,920 And the sound coming from the other side 1374 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,679 of the room stops. 1375 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,920 You don't hear any groaning. 1376 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,119 And then there's a pause 1377 00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:55,440 that seems like it lasts a long time, 1378 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,920 but then you hear bodies falling to the floor. 1379 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,360 A wave of them. 1380 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,199 It's still your turn. 1381 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:02,920 Okay. 1382 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,720 Okay, then I am going to, 1383 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,760 I guess, attack that green brain. 1384 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,600 Yeah. 1385 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,400 16. 1386 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,920 Probably not gonna hit. 1387 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,080 16, no. 1388 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,720 Well, hold on. 1389 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,320 Yeah, 16 will hit it. 1390 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,160 Oh, good. 1391 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,600 That means he's out of protective juice. 1392 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,320 16 damage. 1393 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,039 A crack begins to form in this brain's jar 1394 00:52:33,039 --> 00:52:35,280 as you strike it with your sword. 1395 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,920 Okay, Donnie's gonna try and get in there a little bit. 1396 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,280 Oh my God, Donnie. 1397 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:41,680 That's a six. 1398 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,360 I don't think Donnie's- Donnie. 1399 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,080 He hasn't rolled higher than like an eight, 1400 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,039 I don't think. 1401 00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:51,160 One time this time. 1402 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,000 Poor guy. 1403 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,840 Donnie yells from the side. 1404 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,440 He's like, you guys are doing great. 1405 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,600 Rah, rah. 1406 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,039 You got it. 1407 00:52:58,039 --> 00:52:59,039 Way to go. 1408 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,159 And Flint, you're up. 1409 00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:04,079 All right. 1410 00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:08,679 Spurred on by Donnie's excellent cheerleading, 1411 00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:12,920 I go take a running start at this green brain 1412 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,360 and wind up for a big old swing, the 21. 1413 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,960 21 will strike true. 1414 00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:20,440 20. 1415 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,199 The cracks begin to splinter out 1416 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:24,440 from this green brain's jar 1417 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,360 as you knock it across the room 1418 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,599 and into the wall, roll a D6. 1419 00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:31,559 Oh my God, I haven't had to roll a D6 in a long time. 1420 00:53:31,559 --> 00:53:32,400 Three. 1421 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,039 And it takes three extra damage, 1422 00:53:34,039 --> 00:53:36,280 but it's still floating in the air. 1423 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,280 Is it too far away from me or can I make it over there? 1424 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,960 You've moved about 10 feet, 1425 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,920 so you could probably still make it. 1426 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,280 Then the onslaught continues. 1427 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:49,599 And that is a 14, which is probably not gonna do it, 1428 00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:51,920 but let's hope that shield is really, really, really down. 1429 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,240 14 will hit. 1430 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,360 All right. 1431 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,200 Yeah. 1432 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,599 25. 1433 00:53:57,599 --> 00:53:58,720 Yeah, it is. 1434 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,039 Wowzers. 1435 00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:01,840 I guess when you're a brain in a jar, 1436 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,160 you're not that strong. 1437 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,000 Oh, shit. 1438 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:04,840 What? 1439 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,680 Without the magic, yeah. 1440 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,039 The cracks begin to splinter, 1441 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:10,720 and like you've seen before, 1442 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:13,440 the fluid inside begins to ooze out. 1443 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,480 And now it is Gargoyle's turn. 1444 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,800 All right. 1445 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,960 He is going to fly over here 1446 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,160 because he can fly 60 feet. 1447 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,000 Sweet. 1448 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,840 Because I think that's bigger. 1449 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,240 Yeah, you're good, you're good. 1450 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,720 He's going to first bite at it. 1451 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,600 Oh, 12? 1452 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,760 12 does not break. 1453 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,520 Ooh, he's gonna claw at it. 1454 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,480 Oh. 1455 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,040 Ah. 1456 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:38,880 Critical miss. 1457 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,320 So in this, he flies across, 1458 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,400 and maybe you lost some of your, 1459 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,240 that's a critical miss. 1460 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,080 It's five. 1461 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:45,920 It's a critical miss. 1462 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,760 God damn it. 1463 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,200 He flies across and kind of bashes into the wall 1464 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,040 on his first attempt and misses entirely 1465 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,840 as the green brain is nimbly dodging 1466 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,600 out of the way of your clumsy, clumsy Gargoyle. 1467 00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,920 All nimbly bimbly. 1468 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,760 Nimbly bimbly. 1469 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,480 Oh, nimbly bimbly. 1470 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,720 And it's the green brain's turn, 1471 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,640 and in a final act is going to cast 1472 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,559 Mind Thrust on Flint and Thea. 1473 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,440 Ring it. 1474 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,440 Wisdom. 1475 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,240 Mind Thrust is intelligence. 1476 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,360 That was an eight for me, 1477 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,880 so I'm taking damage. 1478 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,320 You're taking damage. 1479 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,519 14. 1480 00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:23,360 14 saves, but Flint. 1481 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,120 Sorry, I can't count. 1482 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,079 It's 15. 1483 00:55:26,079 --> 00:55:26,920 Still saves. 1484 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,320 Turns out, actually, 15 doesn't save. 1485 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,360 Oh, God, but 14 did. 1486 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,200 14 was good. 1487 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,800 15 is not. 1488 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,120 Flint, you are gonna take eight psychic damage 1489 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,480 as you feel your brain swell. 1490 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,320 Okay. 1491 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,280 That eight damage literally would have been 1492 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,960 half the amount of points I have. 1493 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,400 Oh, no. 1494 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,680 So now it's your turn, Thea. 1495 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,760 I'm gonna tell my Gargoyle to, 1496 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,760 like, just take a knee for a second. 1497 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,960 I'm just gonna throw a little Produce Flame. 1498 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,560 So, two D, eight. 1499 00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,160 Seven, and a six, that's 13. 1500 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,800 The fluid inside of the jar begins to boil 1501 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,280 as you cast Produce Flame onto this jar, 1502 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,920 and it erupts outward, 1503 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,680 and the fluid just covers Flint. 1504 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,560 Payback. 1505 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,880 I had it coming. 1506 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,760 I had all that splatter earlier. 1507 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:23,760 As the brain sizzles and falls to the ground 1508 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:28,120 and stops throbbing, it is dead. 1509 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,880 Wow, I probably should have lit one on fire earlier. 1510 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,560 He did liquid in a sealed jar. 1511 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,240 Of course that would have exploded it. 1512 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:35,880 God, stupid. 1513 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,280 All the brains in the room, 1514 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,680 jars have exploded and are dead. 1515 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,920 The spires are all crumbled to the ground, 1516 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,079 and it sounds like silence on the other side of the door. 1517 00:56:50,079 --> 00:56:53,760 Guys, what should we do with this armor? 1518 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,800 Can we look out the window that the Gargoyle came in 1519 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,519 and see, like, is the Ax of Mirabar out there 1520 00:57:00,519 --> 00:57:02,119 just, like, fucking up zombies, 1521 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,680 or if the zombies are all just, like, 1522 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:08,159 laying down and the Ax of Mirabar are just, like, huh. 1523 00:57:08,159 --> 00:57:10,599 Sure, yeah, it's a little higher up, 1524 00:57:10,599 --> 00:57:12,159 but Donnie flies up there, 1525 00:57:12,159 --> 00:57:15,720 and he kind of flies out and looks around a little bit, 1526 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,520 and he comes back in and he's like, 1527 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,240 Garg, well, guys, it looks like all the zombies 1528 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,360 are lying down there, 1529 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,080 and the Ax of Mirabar looks a little confused, 1530 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,400 but nobody's fighting. 1531 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,720 Seems okay. 1532 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:33,360 Neat. 1533 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,720 And this is where they live now. 1534 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,480 God, I guess we open the door 1535 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,760 to walk out over the zombies. 1536 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,240 She says confidently. 1537 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,639 Wow, it seems like a bad idea, 1538 00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:52,559 but there is no exit from this room, 1539 00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:57,559 so either we have a nap in here with the rotting brains 1540 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,000 or we exit through the zombie shop. 1541 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Let's grab the cursed armor, 1542 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,360 because we don't want this to just happen again. 1543 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,199 True. 1544 00:58:09,199 --> 00:58:11,119 We should probably destroy this somehow. 1545 00:58:12,639 --> 00:58:14,679 But Flint, if you wanna grab that, 1546 00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:16,639 because you're all strong and stuff. 1547 00:58:16,639 --> 00:58:18,840 Oh, sure, leave it up to the strong guy. 1548 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,000 I'm close to death here. 1549 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,800 I get on top of my gargoyle. 1550 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,519 I put a cloak around the armor before I touch it, 1551 00:58:26,519 --> 00:58:27,599 but then I pick it up. 1552 00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:28,960 Sure, yeah, you pick it up, 1553 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,039 and it just feels like regular armor. 1554 00:58:33,079 --> 00:58:35,199 Okay, I open the door. 1555 00:58:35,199 --> 00:58:40,199 You see a horde of zombies crumpled and laying flat 1556 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:46,200 on the ground, none of them moving, no noise being made. 1557 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,760 Just a sea of undead, dead guys. 1558 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,440 Gross, is there a big hole in the floor? 1559 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,560 Like when we heard that explosion, 1560 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,760 was that like, did it take out part of this level? 1561 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,440 You look beyond the main door of the room, 1562 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,640 and it looks like the hallway 1563 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,040 has caved into the floor below. 1564 00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,759 Okay, well, this is gross as shit, 1565 00:59:10,759 --> 00:59:15,759 because these are all like pieced together creatures, right? 1566 00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:17,039 Yep. 1567 00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:18,000 Great. 1568 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,239 Okay, well, I guess I would like to get out of here. 1569 00:59:22,239 --> 00:59:23,599 Friends? 1570 00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:24,880 I second that. 1571 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,159 Okay. Yup. 1572 00:59:26,159 --> 00:59:31,159 So let's get around these hordes of rot monsters 1573 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:36,440 and get to, I guess, the stairs if we can. 1574 00:59:38,799 --> 00:59:40,719 Like those would have been on the other side of that door. 1575 00:59:40,719 --> 00:59:44,119 I'm not sure what our egress point is here 1576 00:59:44,119 --> 00:59:47,039 with a big hole in the ground. 1577 00:59:47,039 --> 00:59:49,519 Is there a muster point we could be meeting at? 1578 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:52,559 Yeah, look for the glowing signs. 1579 00:59:52,559 --> 00:59:53,639 Where do we go? 1580 00:59:53,639 --> 00:59:55,039 You make your way out of the room 1581 00:59:55,039 --> 00:59:57,639 and you step over top of the bodies, 1582 00:59:57,639 --> 01:00:00,519 and you're trying to be careful, 1583 01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:03,280 but of course, there's gonna be some squishing. 1584 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,119 Ew. 1585 01:00:04,119 --> 01:00:06,480 There's gonna be some gross. 1586 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,480 You kind of step as far to the side as you can 1587 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,360 so you can walk down to the hall, 1588 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,559 and you look down into the caved-in hallway, 1589 01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:19,759 and you see Torgar lying motionless 1590 01:00:19,759 --> 01:00:21,320 at the bottom of this hole. 1591 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,159 No. Aw. 1592 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,119 Cause he blowed the place up to kill all those zombies. 1593 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:32,960 I get, I'm still on the back of my gargoyle. 1594 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,279 I get my gargoyle to fly me down there 1595 01:00:35,279 --> 01:00:37,279 and see if he's still alive. 1596 01:00:37,279 --> 01:00:38,119 Sure. 1597 01:00:38,119 --> 01:00:42,440 You fly down, it's about a 15-foot drop, 1598 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,839 and you go up to check on him, 1599 01:00:44,839 --> 01:00:48,799 and he appears to still be breathing. 1600 01:00:48,799 --> 01:00:49,639 Can I give him a healing kit? 1601 01:00:49,639 --> 01:00:54,639 It's shallow and faint, but he is unconscious. 1602 01:00:54,839 --> 01:00:56,400 Can I give him a healing kit? 1603 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,840 Will that help him? 1604 01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,920 Yep. 1605 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,440 I have 16 healing kits. 1606 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,440 Well, healing kits would bring him back. 1607 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,039 You need to give him a potion or a spell. 1608 01:01:05,039 --> 01:01:06,039 Oh, shit. 1609 01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:08,680 I don't have, ah, ah. 1610 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,920 I toss you down a healing potion. 1611 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,400 Aw. 1612 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,240 So I give it to him. 1613 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,200 Oh, wait, I have a cure wounds. 1614 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,760 Do you still have spell slots available there? 1615 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,599 I do, I have two spell slots available for cure wounds. 1616 01:01:20,599 --> 01:01:21,440 Okay. 1617 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,720 That works better, then. 1618 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,240 Wanna walk me through. I don't know if it does. 1619 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,880 Roll play through what you see and what you do? 1620 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,720 I'm sure. 1621 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:34,440 I go down and I see poor tour guard lying there, 1622 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,720 and I touch him with my hand, 1623 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,480 and he gets 15 points back. 1624 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,840 You cast this on him, 1625 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:47,320 and some of the energy comes back into his body, 1626 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:52,320 and his eyes flutter open as he looks up at you, 1627 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:57,360 and he says, still not a huge fan of you, but thank you. 1628 01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:02,360 I send my gargoyle up to get, ah, Nularaaaa at least. 1629 01:02:06,039 --> 01:02:08,559 I'm not sure how heavy you are, Flint. 1630 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:09,960 You're small though. 1631 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,200 I'm stout. 1632 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,519 I am stout. 1633 01:02:12,519 --> 01:02:14,080 I am stout. 1634 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,720 The gargoyle is a medium creature, so I don't know. 1635 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,360 You guys could probably, 1636 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,000 you guys could probably jump down. 1637 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:21,840 Oh, there you go. 1638 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:28,680 me down somehow. Okay, we're making our way down then. Does Torgar need, like, do we need 1639 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:33,320 to carry him? Thea, do we need to carry you? Are you still on your gargoyle? Like, are 1640 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:39,800 you cool? I'm alright, I'm on my gargoyle. I'll take a long rest. Torgar appears to 1641 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:45,880 be quite badly beaten up, but you help him to his feet and he's still able to 1642 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:50,760 walk from the building. You guys head out through the hall and out the front door 1643 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:57,800 of the castle you're in, and there's just a sea of these undead creatures that have 1644 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:04,200 all collapsed as the remaining members of the Ax of Mirabar look like they're 1645 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:11,160 kind of like, well, shit, now we've got to clean this up. But Torgar, you guys 1646 01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:19,080 get out into the daylight and Torgar says, well, I don't know why this was 1647 01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:24,920 here, but you guys are, you guys are good, you guys are good fighters, and without you 1648 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:29,319 guys, I mean, we would have all been turned, and who knows what would have 1649 01:03:29,319 --> 01:03:33,599 happened after that. We've got a lot of cleaning up to do, but I want to, 1650 01:03:33,599 --> 01:03:39,360 for the Ax of Mirabar, commit us to help you when you need it. We'll have 1651 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,559 some rebuilding to do, but if you ever need anything, you can call on us. 1652 01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:43,840 Thanks. 1653 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,679 Thanks. 1654 01:03:44,679 --> 01:03:46,360 Sounds like a good plan. 1655 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:52,440 Says, I need a nap and to clean up some gross, gross stuff. 1656 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:57,519 Yeah, we're all covered in brain goo, so right behind you. 1657 01:03:57,519 --> 01:03:58,840 We need a drink. 1658 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:03,519 Yeah, we need a bath and a drink maybe at the same time. 1659 01:04:03,519 --> 01:04:09,559 Says, so you know where to find me, so I'm gonna go home and then figure 1660 01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:15,440 out what to do with this, and he kind of takes himself from your hold and 1661 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:19,480 straightens himself up and begins to walk off and give directions and 1662 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:23,360 orders to the remaining members of the Ax of Mirabar. 1663 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,000 Wasn't there a river or something? 1664 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,199 There is a river. Yeah, the River of Marar. 1665 01:04:28,199 --> 01:04:29,880 I don't even care about a bed. 1666 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:34,320 Like, I want to get clean and go to sleep. 1667 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,519 Like, I am happy to camp out. 1668 01:04:37,519 --> 01:04:43,360 We've done it many times before because I feel like everything in this town is 1669 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,920 just like covered with rot zombies now. 1670 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:46,639 To the river. 1671 01:04:46,639 --> 01:04:49,199 Just like the old days, guys, we'll camp out. 1672 01:04:49,199 --> 01:04:53,280 You decide to head out of the city and down to the River Marar to find a place 1673 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:56,840 to set up camp and get cleaned up before moving on. 1674 01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:01,400 You leave the walls of the stronghold and you see Osric, pretty badly beaten, 1675 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,759 covered in drying zombie matter, and he is working with many members of the 1676 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:11,000 Ax of Mirabar who are tossing zombie parts onto carts to be carried away. 1677 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,480 Somewhere. Not sure yet. 1678 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,560 As you make your way further through the streets and closer to the edge of 1679 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:20,560 town, you see more members of the Ax of Mirabar coming out of cellars that 1680 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:24,680 look reminiscent of bunkers with civilians who are squint-eyed and 1681 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,400 climbing out into the daylight. 1682 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,640 Among those civilians, you catch a glimpse of Bahran and Sasha and many 1683 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,000 of the other members of Little Rock. 1684 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:38,039 They see you and recognize from the brain goo all over you that you have been 1685 01:05:38,039 --> 01:05:42,679 part of saving yet another city and Bahran gives a nod and helps some of 1686 01:05:42,679 --> 01:05:45,559 the children along the street. 1687 01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:48,519 You make your way beyond the wall and down to the river. 1688 01:05:48,519 --> 01:05:52,880 And for a city that is covered in mayhem, it surprisingly seems peaceful 1689 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:54,679 by the side of the river. 1690 01:05:54,679 --> 01:05:56,199 There are no bodies. 1691 01:05:56,199 --> 01:06:01,239 The birds are chirping and a gentle breeze is blowing through. 1692 01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:07,400 You clean up, lie down, and all of you drift off to sleep. 1693 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:11,160 A few hours later, you wake up naturally, a little more rested than 1694 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:16,280 before, and ready to head off on the next part of your adventure. 1695 01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:17,280 Where do you go? 1696 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:22,960 I think we have to go back and see what's her name there, Makkath, 1697 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:28,560 in Luskin because we're going to go try and find out about Bort and 1698 01:06:28,599 --> 01:06:31,480 getting him sorted out, correct? 1699 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,480 Yeah. 1700 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,480 Oh, hey. 1701 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:37,119 And, you know, big, big bad dragon thing that happened? 1702 01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:42,759 We also should try and tell Salazar that we're alive. 1703 01:06:42,759 --> 01:06:43,559 Oh, yeah. 1704 01:06:43,559 --> 01:06:48,360 So I pull out the fantasy walkie talkie and we remember how to use it, right? 1705 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:55,719 We just press the button and say, Salazar, are you there? 1706 01:06:55,719 --> 01:06:57,840 There's a bit of a break, but then it comes back in. 1707 01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,760 He says, yeah, yeah, what's going on? 1708 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:04,200 Well, the good news is the zombies are all dead. 1709 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:09,079 The bad news is Primsbane, we didn't get him. 1710 01:07:09,079 --> 01:07:11,400 You get away? 1711 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,360 Yeah, he opened a portal and escaped. 1712 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:20,760 And this whole town just like covered with rotten, disgusting zombies now. 1713 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:25,960 So like of the homemade variety, arms, legs, different creatures. 1714 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,960 Oh, that's pretty shitty. 1715 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,480 I hate portals. 1716 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:38,119 OK, we will send a cleanup crew to help the people out there. 1717 01:07:38,119 --> 01:07:39,639 Are you guys OK? 1718 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,440 You've made it out? 1719 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:42,880 Doing all right? 1720 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,720 We're fine. 1721 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,920 We'll be fine. 1722 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,079 All right, I had every faith that you guys were going to handle it. 1723 01:07:47,079 --> 01:07:48,159 Just fine. 1724 01:07:48,159 --> 01:07:49,039 Just fine. 1725 01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:50,639 Good. 1726 01:07:50,639 --> 01:07:53,320 Well, all right, I'm glad to hear things are going all right. 1727 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,880 If you need anything, you just give me a holler. 1728 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,640 Okie dokie, over and out. 1729 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:03,680 Well, I say we probably go visit Macoth first and see what we can do about Bort. 1730 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,960 Who's been eerily quiet? 1731 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,200 We came to an understanding, if you remember. 1732 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:13,800 See if the Arcane Brotherhood wants to help us out, right? 1733 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,480 So we'll go back and see Macoth. 1734 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,480 Are you guys taking the road or are you taking the river? 1735 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:22,279 I guess, is it downriver from where we are? 1736 01:08:22,279 --> 01:08:23,159 Yep. 1737 01:08:23,159 --> 01:08:23,960 Let's take the river. 1738 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,640 River sounds nice. 1739 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:30,800 You begin down the river and you find an abandoned riverboat not far from where you set up camp. 1740 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,720 You climb aboard and you get your bearings. 1741 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:36,960 You manage to get it floating on the river back towards Luskin. 1742 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:41,079 As you travel down the river through the open plains, what was lush and green as 1743 01:08:41,079 --> 01:08:46,640 you cast away from Mirabar slowly turns dead and barren. 1744 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,480 Large swaths of the land burnt to the ground. 1745 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:54,320 You recall the last time you passed through these lands with the town members of Little Rock, 1746 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,759 three plus weeks ago, that it was not this way at all. 1747 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,920 Certain areas have been torched. 1748 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:05,479 Others look like the life energy was sapped from the ground itself. 1749 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:09,319 Takes you about a day of travel to get about three quarters of the way to Luskin. 1750 01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:16,840 You see ahead a large lush forest that now stands out like a sore thumb in the land of devastation. 1751 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:21,159 At the edge of the forest you see a bridge that looks to be blocking the river 1752 01:09:21,199 --> 01:09:24,840 and on that bridge stands a single knoll. 1753 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,760 As your boat drifts forward, the knoll calls out to you. 1754 01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,159 You're going to pay a toll to get by. 1755 01:09:30,159 --> 01:09:31,920 Boys, we got company. 1756 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:36,960 And out from the bushes step three more knolls, two with spears, one with a flaming torch. 1757 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,960 They walk into the middle of the bridge and all are staring at you. 1758 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:49,199 As you hear a thunderous crash, as something takes what you can only assume is an enormous 1759 01:09:49,239 --> 01:09:52,559 lumbering step through the surrounding trees. 1760 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,279 Elsewhere you see a torch lit dungeon. 1761 01:10:00,399 --> 01:10:02,559 Rats scurrying from the light. 1762 01:10:02,559 --> 01:10:07,840 There is a man hanging from the wall suspended by chains clamped around his arms. 1763 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,159 You can't see his face yet. 1764 01:10:11,359 --> 01:10:16,479 A thick wooden door opens and in walks Thelonious Primsbane, 1765 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:20,720 dressed in seemingly royal robes and he slowly enters the room, 1766 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,200 his footsteps barely making a sound. 1767 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,600 He walks over to the man suspended on the wall and lifts his head. 1768 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:33,200 You can now see that this man is Leonin Glorygem of the Iron Fist of the Dawn. 1769 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,440 Thelonious chuckles. 1770 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:39,120 You'll be glad to know your friends didn't even ask about you. 1771 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,280 It doesn't look like they are coming for you anytime soon. 1772 01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:50,079 They may have stopped me this time, but once I make you into the true warrior you can be 1773 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:56,079 and raise an army in your image, I will be unstoppable. 1774 01:10:56,079 --> 01:11:17,359 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 1775 01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:20,399 So there's stuff in it for what? 1776 01:11:21,279 --> 01:11:22,880 I think it's going to be a starter set. 1777 01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,119 That is that what I said? 1778 01:11:26,079 --> 01:11:30,000 It sounded like a starter set to a life. 1779 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 He's going to swing into the house. 1780 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,079 I like the Dumbgeons and Dragons starter set. 1781 01:11:36,079 --> 01:11:38,640 I think Amy is fucking ruthless. 1782 01:11:39,519 --> 01:11:40,559 It's going to be a good day. 1783 01:11:40,559 --> 01:11:41,119 Good day. 1784 01:11:41,119 --> 01:11:42,000 I have a headache. 1785 01:11:43,119 --> 01:11:45,680 I don't like it when Russ has to like plan things out 1786 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,920 because I have a feeling that bad things are coming. 1787 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,199 He's thinking so much. 1788 01:11:49,199 --> 01:11:51,119 I feel like he's very unprepared right now. 1789 01:11:51,119 --> 01:11:52,319 There's a lot of typing happening. 1790 01:11:52,319 --> 01:11:53,279 They're looking through books. 1791 01:11:53,279 --> 01:11:54,319 He's flipping pages. 1792 01:11:54,639 --> 01:11:57,039 Let me see the player's handbook. 1793 01:11:57,039 --> 01:11:57,539 Yes. 1794 01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:06,000 We need some sort of super montage of Russ doing research in order to kill us in D&D. 1795 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:06,500 Yep. 1796 01:12:07,359 --> 01:12:11,439 He's in a dingy journalism office. 1797 01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:14,000 He's got papers everywhere. 1798 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,559 There's probably some sort of cork board on the back 1799 01:12:16,559 --> 01:12:19,599 with a map and all these pictures connecting with yarn. 1800 01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:22,319 He's learning the Dewey Decimal system 1801 01:12:22,319 --> 01:12:24,479 so he can know how to find things in the library. 1802 01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:29,119 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.